adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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