Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Let's paint friendship bongs
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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