Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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