There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
