Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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