Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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