idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you will always have a special place in my vag
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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