She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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