i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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