Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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