I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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