I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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