so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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