I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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Do I have a choice?
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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