i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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