Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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