We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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