I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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