Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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