never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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