I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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