these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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