I think I won the penis lottery.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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