My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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