if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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