Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?