my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drake has all the answers
Sorry about my life...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize