I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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