Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
it glows. i had to have it.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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