He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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