Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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