i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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