oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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