It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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