You work out of a Hotel?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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