Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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