I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
