If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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