is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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