There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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