his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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