if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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