he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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