batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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