Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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