But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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