i just google imaged poop.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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