On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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