hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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