Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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