If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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