He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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