Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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