question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Randomize
