do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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