Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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